I'm so not buying it

Well, I'm not buying anything, cuz this chick is broke, but I just wanted to say it. I'm in a pissed off cranky ass mood today. We had thunder and lightening storms all last night into this morning, and neither of us got much sleep. Fucking Mother nature, it's too early for thunder storms here, the dog shakes like a tweener at a Justin Timberlake concert. I can't be philosophical or merry today. bah!